Better Left Unanswered-Uncle!Spain x Child!Reader

You were a six year old child, who wants to know everything, you know babies aren't really made from kisses like your Mum, Dad and Uncle Antonio told you. Today as Antonio had decided to host a BBQ, you were on mission to find out exactly how they were made. You had a list of people you could ask, the first being Lovino, even though he didn't really like how inquistive you were and was often angry, it didn't phase you. Not much really did, this worried your family.

You spotted Lovino having an argument with your uncle, which wasn't a rare event, it happened almost everytime they were around each other. You walked up to Lovino and tugged on his trouser leg, he looked down to see what it was and his eyes met yours. "What?" He spat at you. It seemed he was angry that you had interupted his rant.

"How do you make babies?" You asked boldly. Your uncle came rushing to your side, he looked panicked almost. Lovino was giving you a weird disapproving look as you wondered 'Was it something I said?'. "[y/n], you can't ask the question, you're much too young to know that. It's something you'll find out only when you're older, okay?" Your uncle explained, looking you dead in your eyes.

"But why? You always tell me I shouldn't keep secrets from adults, yet adults always keep secrets from us!" You whined, pouting. Your uncle gulped, struggling to find a reason as to why adults always keep secrets from children, "Uh we do that because-".

"We do that so when the time comes, annoying bambine like you won't annoy us anymore." Lovino cut in, obviously still angry that you had interupted and was now taking all of Antonio's attention. "Just go and play somewhere else, far away from me."

"Okay." You said simply and turned around going to find who was next on your list. Next on your list was Ludwig, he did kind of frighten you so you weren't looking forward to asking him. His cold bright blue eyes and harsh voice made you winch as it seemed like everytime he spoke, he was shouting.

As you continued to walk throughout the house to find Ludwig, you came across Feli, Lovino's brother. You liked him a lot more than your Uncle's other weird friends, he was much like you-he always wanted to play and he was quite childish. You thought you might as well ask him, although he wasn't on your list because his immaturity led you to believe he wouldn't know either, so you didn't bother adding him.

"Feli!" You called out to him, as he turned and ran towards you, a big bright smile on his face. "Ve~ [y/n], you okay?".

"Yeah, I was just wondering whether you could tell me, how do you make babies?".

"Si~ Well, when a-" He was cut off by a hand over his mouth, his words becoming mumbled as he tried to wriggle out of that person's hold. You look up a little further to see Ludwig with the most dissapproving look upon his face. 'Seriously, why is everyone looking at me like that today? I'm beginning to think its defiantly something I've said'.

"[y/n], you shouldn't be investigating things like this." Ludwig said, trying not to sound like he was scolding you.

"But-"

"No buts. You're too young to even be thinking about things like that." He argued, sounding stern. "Now, why don't you go and play with flying mint bunny or something?". Being a child with one hell of an imagination, you could also see flying mint bunny and Arthur's other friends. You could use your mind to call them to play with you whenever you wanted but you decided that investigating was a lot more fun.

"Okay, I will, I'm sorry I troubled you both." You lied, looking to both Feli, who's face was as red as a beetroot since Ludwig still hadn't removed his hand from his mouth, and Ludwig. Ludwig gave you a small smile before hoisting Feliciano over his shoulder and carrying him away somewhere.

Next was Gilbert. Only problem was, you couldn't find him anywhere downstairs. You looked high and low for him downstairs but it didn't seem like he was there. You had decided to ask Francis where he was but when you finally found Francis, he was kissing a random girl. You stood there cringing at the noises they made. You didn't want to interupt them so you went to hunt for Gil upstairs.

Once on the landing, you began hearing some weird noises coming from the guest room in which you slept when visiting Uncle Antonio. You crept towards the door, careful not to arouse any suspicion, you slowly wrapped your hand around the handle before pushing the door wide open.

You found Gilbert and this random lady, naked, doing something you couldn't quite make out. As soon as the lady spotted you standing there at the doorway, peaking in at them, she screamed. Gilbert turned to look at why she was screaming and he saw you, "HEILIG SCHEIßE!" He shouted frantically trying to cover them both. Not long after, you could hear footsteps coming up the stairs.

Antonio came running to your side, wanting to see what it was you were looking at, when he saw he immediatly covered your eyes. By then you'd worked it out, "Uncle Toni, is this how babies are made?".